sleeping bag

A variation of the tea bag. The difference between the sleeping bag and the tea bag is a tea bag is usually announced or planned. The sleeping bag is performing the tea bag to an open mouthed sleeper unbenounced to the victim.

man that tall guy fell asleep in my jetta and i totally sleeping bagged him.

by Samuel Leblanc September 16, 2009

Bag of Milk

Blubbery human beings containing no redeeming traits. Conversations with said Bags of Milk lead others to feel less intelligent upon departure.

"Wow, did you see Mike Mac last night?" "Yeah dude, huge bag of milk, whole milk"

by TgutIsAJobroni November 24, 2016

brown bagging it

To conceal an alcoholic beverage in a brown paper bag. This is done to "legally" drink alcohol in public.

Joe was brown bagging it again yesterday afternoon at the park.

by signull August 22, 2006

deusche bag

Someone who is known for always saying or doing something that makes you just shake your head and glare at them like they are some kind of retard. Someone with very bad social skills.

Mike- "You know Sammy is the one who told the teacher she forgot to assign us homework."

Bill- "Man, what a deusche bag."

by rambo tootles December 13, 2008

Bag job

An individual who is in all ways suitable for a sexual encounter with the exception of their face... Which is easily fixed by putting a paper bag on it.

Look at the legs on that chick! Mmmm and the tits.
Damn. Hmmm hangon... bag job!

by jasef December 16, 2003

tag and bag

to fuck a girl and never talk to her again

im gunna tag and bag that bitch tonight

by larze February 23, 2008

Deutsch Bag

When someone is beyond just a normal "douche" bag, they are actually the equal to a Nazi douche bag from the World War II era. This term is typically reserved for douche bags on the political scale.

Voter: That Rick Perry is a Deutsch Bag.

by Shareeb4Prez October 28, 2011