A woman who is alive regardless of birth certificate status and the beneficiary of the trustee ( Earth) from the original trust set up by the Settlor (Creator of all things). She has full unalienable rights and follows the laws of the Creator of all things which is to do no harm, cause no loss or injury. A living woman is not governed by Acts, Statutes, legislation, Government guidelines and Mandates unless she specifically consents beforehand. A living woman is not a name, person, number or symbol but she can control these if set up by an agreed contract, signed in wet ink, of mutual benefit, disclosed, considered, a meeting of minds and agreed and signed in wet ink
Hi there are you the person named Mrs Mary Jones?
No I am a living woman, I do not identify as a name nor a person but I control a name of a person. Do you have a contract with this person or name that I have signed in wet ink as the authorised representative?
No I am a living woman, I do not identify as a name nor a person but I control a name of a person. Do you have a contract with this person or name that I have signed in wet ink as the authorised representative?
by Living Woman May 21, 2022
Get the living womanmug. A "farm-girl instead of farm-land" variation on da old "seemingly lusher turf on neighboring fields" saying.
While it may indeed often be true dat "The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman", dat does not necessarily have to be an unhappy situation for you, since in some cases you could just try secretly asking said chestier chick if you yourself could softly savor her more-ample chest-pillows with yer own paws. Just find out first if da gorgeous Miss Bosomy is still of child-bearing age, though, in which case you should always be sure to bring a few condoms wif you, in case things "progress further" than just misty-eyed chest-kneadings and other "hands and lips only" activities!
by QuacksO October 18, 2025
Get the The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's womanmug. 
Make me a sandwich woman.
by Ihatewoman November 12, 2022
Get the Womanmug. by anonymous April 7, 2021
Get the Woman fanmug. A biological woman who was born a woman, isn't fooling anyone when she says she's a man, and who will die a woman. A trans woman, AKA a woman.
Guy 1: that trans woman tried to use the men's bathroom but we kicked her out.
Guy 2: trans women shouldn't be in our bathrooms or in men's sports! Trans women aren't men and will always be women!
Guy 2: trans women shouldn't be in our bathrooms or in men's sports! Trans women aren't men and will always be women!
by we_dont_exist December 27, 2023
Get the Trans womanmug. (Verb) The action of observing closely, searching thoroughly and actually processing what one has observed, while trying to find something. Originates from the partially stereotypical, partially factual ability of a woman to easily find something in a place (often reasonable, clearly visible, and/or the same one it always is) that a man has already claimed to have checked, yet hasn't found, as if the object isn't visible to the male eye.
A: "Hey, can you come over here for a sec? I can't find the barbecue sauce! I swear, I used it just a few days ago, it couldn't have grown legs and walked away..."
B: "Have you tried doing a woman look?"
A: "Just get over here."
B: "Fine, fine... dude, it's right next to the mayo, how the fuck did you miss that?!"
A: "...uhh"
B: "Have you tried doing a woman look?"
A: "Just get over here."
B: "Fine, fine... dude, it's right next to the mayo, how the fuck did you miss that?!"
A: "...uhh"
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer May 31, 2025
Get the Woman Lookmug.