Bed brushing

Lazy brushing of da hair on da bed

I made a new thing, bed brushing.

by Killakatniss April 21, 2021

Other Bed

A nickname for your Minecraft gf/bf (also usable: second bed)

“Want to hang out later?”
“I can’t, I have a date with my other bed”

by Qicard May 21, 2020

bed student

A lazy student, that sleeps all day, and cannot open bottles with random objects, as defined by Andrii

opening beer bottles is the only useful thing i learned in university. you were a bed student,

by reversehypocrisy February 9, 2018

Had to bed

Reyno go to bed you are out of your depth and no one wants to listen to your thoughts on nfl fantasy

Reyno had to bed son

by Alberto William November 11, 2021

Bed rotting

The definition of Bed rotting is how someone spends days in bed for long period of times without doing anything productive.

Person 1: Dude I don't see you at the park. Where are you?
Person 2: I'm sorry, I've been bed rotting because my life is going downhill

by MirageV2 July 4, 2024

Bed-Digger

When you only enter a relationship because you need a bed/think their bed is comfier than yours. Like gold-diggers, but for beds.

"God. Linda knows that Jez only sleeps with her for the bed, right?"
"I know.. What a total Bed-Digger."

by C L G May 7, 2018

japanese bed self-pleasure technique

a method of masturbation in males wherein the males make their dick erect and then lie down on bed and rub their dick against the bedsheets and bed to gain sexual stimulation, mimicking actual missionary pose but with the bed.

A: bro i wanna feel real sex
B: go the bed and use the japanese bed self-pleasure technique bro!

by holysanta July 17, 2025