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T-shirt Training

T-shirt training refers to going to the gym with the sole purpose of gettin' buff for da ladiezzzzz. Often performed before a big night out in order to look fresh, a t-shirt training session involves doing bench press, biceps curls and tricep extensions in order to get PUMPED!!!!!!! Although such a routine will leave you with a disproportionate upper body half, this is not an issue as massive 'guns' are DENCHHHHH!!!!

It is a well know fact that if you perform a big t-shirt sesh before a night out, you are 99.99% more likely to get laid.
"Yo playa, you gonna put in a t-shirt training sesh before going out tonight?"

"You know it brother gotta stay fresh for ma bitches. LEAVE IT YEAH!!!"
by Ali A-H October 21, 2012
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Juicy Train Wreck

When you are taken but your sexually attracted to someone more.
so my bf is in the corner, but the guy I have been stalking for a month is over there. What do I choose... double rejection. I MUST BE A JUICY TRAIN WRECK!!!
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taking the nope train

A MEME you use when posting your extreme disgust or disagreement with some one's post on Facebook or Twitter
When Hillary Clinton asked Bernie Sanders supporters to vote for her during the 2016 Presidential election more than 95% of his hard core supporters were taking the Nope Train to Fuck This shitsville
by Mister Spock 95 March 1, 2017
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train has departed

When ur shit is out and in the toilet
by Business QUEERRRRRRRR October 17, 2017
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Trains Awareness Week

Trains Awareness Week: the week after Trans Awareness Week
A: hey, when's Trains Awareness week
B: next week

A: Sweet!, fucking love trains
by Umidk172 November 17, 2020
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Guatemalan steam train

When someone peels a jalepeño and inserts it into their partner's rectum, and then sucks out the jalepeño. The resulting spicyness will cause the persons rectum to smoke, resembling a steam train.
Mary: You want to spice up the bedroom?
Bobby: Yeah, let's do the Guatemalan Steam Train!
by Fsuaded January 13, 2016
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Kissed a freight train

Dude 1: bro are you okay
Dude 2: nah bro it feels like i kissed a freight train
by Kermitties March 31, 2020
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