Wank jerked

Wank jerked is when one of your parents catches you masturbating.

Jill: You seem rather depressed, what happened to you today?

Johnny: Well I found some good porn and I was going to have a good time, but my mom wank jerked me.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Jerk

A person who shoots innocent kids/teens/adults with an Airsoft Gun in the middle of a Nerf War.

Tom: “THAT GUY IS SUCH A JERK”

by THE ANONYMOUS FIGURE May 2, 2018

Dry Jerking

When a girl wants to act like she's down, but hasn't decided she's going to "give it up", she will dry jerk (fondle a man's dick, balls, or asshole) to prolong the decision of intercourse.

She was dry jerking me with her shoes still on so she could decide to run out the door.

by Lordofthefrat August 9, 2016

A blue ball circle jerk

This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.

Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?

John: YES!!

Sam: Come on down kids!

by TheKnowledgeFullPerson September 14, 2024

Work Jerk

The act of masturbation at work.

Being unable to do so at home, Bob did a work jerk.

by Mike McCafferty May 18, 2022

jerking off mario

To say something is ridiculously easy, mundane, boring, not worth your time.

Person A: You wanna try out Subspace Emissary?
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what

Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.

by plappypie November 8, 2025

jerk de soleil

1) Masturbating while doing acrobatics or while posing in acrobatic positions.

2) When there are so many people jerking off together in a close proximity it feels like a circus (also known as "circus-jerk")

1) Bob is whacking off while balancing on the high-wire again... what does he think this is? Jerk de Soleil?

2) I thought being part of a circle-jerk orgy would be fun and relaxing, but it turned out to be a real Jerk De Soleil.

by Katya Eye August 16, 2016