twat-fruit

I told her to be sure her twat-fruit did his homework.
by kilodelta February 23, 2010
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Passion Fruit/Vegetable

A fruit and or a vegetable used as a masturbatory aid. Popping a hole in a grapefruit, apple, or any other large squishy fruit for male intercourse or a female using a carrot or cucumber.
Guy 1: This guy on Good Luck Chuck used a grapefruit as a passion fruit.

Guy 2: That's sick and I was gonna eat that.

Boyfriend: Hey babe. Why does this cucumber smell funny.
Girlfriend: Oh sorry that's my passion fruit/vegetable
by DefenderoftheFaith January 07, 2011
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Cutes and fruits

When something is unbelievably cute.
Awhh look at that puppy, it's cutes and fruits!
by Genwa October 13, 2010
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fruit insertion

to insert a fruit means to shove a fruit up your ass as a form of a dildo but you are too broke or too horny to afford one or use one.
before the boy had sex, he wanted to spice things up so he got a bowl full of different fruits like apples, oranges, and limes to shove up his dads ass for a weird link of his. he was so turned on by it to the point where he cummed all over the place and turned the place into a milk room. fruit insertion can be used by any gender or any person.
by ayatussy March 13, 2022
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Fruiting

Oh damn, I've been fruiting like a nightmare.

Toldya not to eat roadkill.
by Shuaman March 27, 2021
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fruiting

Fruiting: Vulgar Slang. Engaging in male prostitution by under-age males trading sex for drugs, money, or gifts.
Young Buck quit stealing to buy dope (heroin). Now he goes fruiting every night, because it's easy money.
by welcometobaltimore December 12, 2017
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Fruiting

Partaking in a homosexual activity. Essentiallyfucking me in the ass”. Used to describe disbelief.
by Ken005 February 26, 2018
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