suck me sideways

An response to an unexpected turn of events.

Well suck me sideways, gentry made a shot during our chuch ball game!

by ~Tyler Durden December 28, 2005

Suck my dick

It informs people you have an erection, and wish for your penis to be sucked.

Hello young lady, would you be as so kind as to SUCK MY DICK?

by TeeHee June 26, 2004

suck my clit

the female equivalent to "suck my dick!"

whatever bitch, suck my clit!

by Jumanjiwarrior February 3, 2009

suck him off

suck his dick until he bust on you face then u slowly like hte cumm off

"Girl im going to his house to suck him off"

by tightpuusyhoeslurp January 28, 2018

suck my zuck!

A slang manner of saying ‘suck my dick’ while cleverly implying that Mark Zuckerberg is a putz.

I’ve decided that Facebook can suck my zuck!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021

sucking ghost dick

When someine is nodding on and off in there sleep while sitting up. Looks like they are sucking ghost dick.

Get back to work and stop sucking ghost dick!

by Sinosaurus October 26, 2015

suck my peehole

An expression to tell someone to fuck off.

To literally lick in a man's urethra or a womens cunt.

Suck my peehole bitch!

by dwayne May 11, 2004