The Wedgie Flop

Legend has It that Devon "Poopy Do" Josephs brethren forced him to jump off a high platform at the pool. Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph was scared but he made the plunge, he landed on his buttocks. His swimming trunks went so far up his anus that they had to go to a medical professional to get it removed. "They" called it "The Wedgie Flop"

"When I was eight, my brothers dared me to jump off the high-dive platform at the pool. I was scared, but I jumped. I wasn't gonna let them call me chicken. I landed on my butt. Sounds better than a belly flop, right? Wrong. My trunks went so far up my butt, I had to go to the hospital and get them removed. They invented a new word for what I did. The wedgie flop. I've been afraid of water ever since."

-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water

by vuller September 11, 2024

Filipino Flip Flop

Always the first resort of a pissed-off Filipino mother, which is more accurate, and deadly than a heat-seeking missile. Imagine the briefcase from Hitman on steroids, and that's this puppy.

Friend 1: I just got hit by the Filipino Flip Flop!
Friend 2: damn
Friend 1: It hit me around the corner!
Friend 2: DAMN!

by [Jesus Prime] September 26, 2024

All Over The Floor

All over the floor basicly means the plans you have serious action. You are making money moves.

You know I always got that thugthissm all over the floor!

by Wickens Wicked Reptiles January 4, 2024

Lumi Pink Floyd

Something you write paragraphs about because you love it so much.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about that essay Person 3 wrote? It's all about their Lumi Pink Floyd!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard! I think I have a Lumi Pink Floyd for the same topic. That essay really said all the things I wanted to about it!"

by arthropunk January 14, 2024

Lumi Pink Floyd

Something you write paragraphs about because you love it so much.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about that essay Person 3 wrote? It's all about their Lumi Pink Floyd!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard. I think I have a Lumi Pink Floyd for that same topic. They said everything I wanted to say about it in that essay!"

by arthropunk January 14, 2024

Blow My Flow

A song made by Henry and Daniel that sounds like"Blow My Flow Stick it in, Stick It Out, Do it again

Blow My Flow is a song

by Ender_Hacker VH January 15, 2024

On the floor

Low down, Dead wrong

Jim: You seen them fake shoes bro just had on?
Rick: Yea, His ass on the floor

by Atlanta yn January 25, 2024