Tom Holland Dick pic anniversary

November 29 was the day that tom hollands dick was leaked on his instagram

Jacob: Oh my god do you know what day it is?
Gram: no what is it?

Jacob: TOM HOLLAND DICK PIC ANNIVERSARY

by yourdailydoesofstupidity January 20, 2022

Indian dick Boner fuck ass

A Indian with a crusty dick and a saggy ass that has bugs crawling inside

Rajeev is such a Indian dick Boner fuck ass.

by poopypoopymilli September 7, 2016

suck me dick u bitch

when ur fucking as high as fuck, and u want ur dick sucked by ur girlfriend

"hey, suck me dick u bitch"

by supbitches666 September 19, 2019

a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand

Sex with a woman is always preferable to jerking off

You coming to the party? There's going to be lots of trim.
Nah, gonna stay in and jerk off.

C'mon, dude, a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand.

by Shuaman December 13, 2016

Get that dick out of your mouth

When someone says something so stupid/ ignorant, you ask them to please remove that dick from their mouth because they arent making sense.

Trevor= Michael Jordan sucks at basketball, Lebron is the greatest!

Me= Man!!!! SHUT UP! get that dick out of your mouth, you aint making any sense!

by youngandfree August 26, 2013

sucks dick like popsicles on a Sunday

this is the greatest possible compliment that you can give a woman after receiving oral sex or when later referring to the girl who performed oral sex on you. it is only to be used as a term of endearment. using this term in a negative connotation should result in all of your friends shunning you for the remainder of the day.

note: oral sex does not have to be performed on sunday for the term to be used.

Mick: wow, that girl i met last night sure sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday.

Manny: really?

Mick: yeah, she was the best i have ever had.

by Scott likes Scotch May 25, 2008

VDSE (Vapid Dick-Sucking Eyes)

A condition that refers to the soulless appearance of eyes belonging to women who frequently, thoughtlessly suck dick. VDSE is rampant on college campuses internationally, and can also frequently be found in nightclubs amongst females hovering in close proximity to the bar. VDSE is not contagious.

"Dude, what's wrong with that chick?"
"Nothing man, she's totally hot"
"But dude, those eyes..."
"Fuck, she's totally got VDSE (Vapid Dick-Sucking Eyes)"
"What's VDSE?"
"Vapid Dick Sucking Eyes, ask your doctor about it."

by The Polemic June 13, 2013