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Not Texas Man

Guy with a Incredibly small dick, He was born in a "Lab" got adopted by galactus, Then his 2 black father figures adopted him and called him texas man then died. He is also a famous retard and a viet.
by hooman101 October 27, 2022
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Spider-Man

You take two long pieces of rope or a belt, wrap them around your partner(s) waist. Then you have the two ropes connected on each side of their hip coming back like a sled. Like Santa’s sleigh. Then, you grab the rope on each side and put your hips back and as you rip them towards you by the ropes, you’re standing 5 to 10 feet away. Thrust your hips forward. High risk, high reward. You insert in? Both of you nut immediately. Miss? pain or your dick is broken.
Man, I gave that girl the MEANEST Spider-Man last night.
by Slamjammaamram December 15, 2025
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Man-Standing

When a man stands over someone while they’re sitting down.

Men Standing over someone / woman with their crotch in a person’s/ woman’s face while they’re sitting down in a public area.
When I ride the New York City train and the bus gets crowded that’s when the man-standing starts.

Stop man standing over me it’s gross.
by TheFeministKiara May 18, 2025
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