2 shits to sunday

The phrase you say when someone asks what, when, where, how, and why something or someone is the way it is, basicly the answer to every question.

My bio mother: why do you hate me

Me: 2 shits to sunday

Person in background: DAMNNNNN!!!

by Unhinged Farris wheel July 7, 2025

Shit's Hit

A women who has been hit with an ugly stick (Ugly ass mother fucker)

Shit's Hit Mutha Fucka

by Billy Mass October 22, 2008

Shit Stinks

Usually used when something sounds/looks suspicious or fishy.

P1: “I swear he’s just a friend!”
P2: “Shit stinks.”

by Thimithy October 20, 2020

duh shit

Another way of saying “obviously”. Typically used out of pure exasperation with a person/situation.

Your friend: Yo, like... Donald Trump sucks
You: DUH SHIT

by faded&jaded January 31, 2018

Penis shit

When you’re having anal sex and some shit gets jammed in your urethra and when you cum it shoots out a thin tube of shit, like a cork under high pressure.

Awh dude, last night with that hairy man I got the worst penis shit, it was all stuck in his hair. It was great 👍 I love penis shit

by Thick wood May 2, 2025

Talking Shit

Someone talking trash about everyone and everything .

"You know keisha with six kids ? Her babys dad don't pay child support .. I know im " Talking shit" girl lol

by Kat411 June 20, 2023

Shit Bag

A colostomy bag. Typically this term is used by hood niggas because after getting shot or stabbed, in a abdomen, a hood nigga may need one.

" Got your parents wearing black clothes and got you homies wearing shit bags"

by KingVonSextingTooka March 14, 2024