i stole ur bread

i told u i would steal ur bread

I stole ur cheese and i stole ur bread.

by strawberry milk the idiot July 6, 2024

I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believe

I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believe

I Storked It Slow THen TOld HEr Best Believe

by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>If I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I Do Not Want To Do Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?

A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

i shine

i shine aka ishaan is the superhero of the shining world , he shines his bright light at everyones things and becomes shiny . if u want to look for an i shine then look for the following qualities -
- nonchalantness
- katta pulla
- eats a lot of creamstone (like a shameless person)

please please please mujhe math maaro , mai maa banne waali hu . mujhe ye bache ko is duniya me laana hai....IM PREGNANT AAAHHA ...... i shine comes to the rescue and get the pregant babhi aborted . ggwp baby cya in the lobby kinda ez

by ur mom is teastie 6969 August 5, 2025

I don't want to play paradox

When you say you want to play a game, any game, but your friends say no to that game. This is also true when your friends say that they want to play a certain game but you don't want to play that game. Thus, the I don't want to play paradox.

Person 1: Yo, dude wanna play Roblox?
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox

by Koro FIII October 19, 2022

Yesn’t, I couldn’t not not

The only correct way to say “I can’t”

“Can you come over tomorrow?”
“Yesn’t, I couldn’t not not”

by TheEndDragon October 9, 2023