I thought you were gay

Something your crush says after you say that you like her

Me:I like u
Her:I thought you were gay
Me:(Intense Suicideal Purpouse) Goodbye for ever

by YouKnowFuckYou June 6, 2021

I wish you were gay

Something your ex says when she can't accept the fact that she wasn't cute enough for you to sleep with

I wish you were gay that way I would know it wasn't me, but it was you

by The Hardest Pill To Swallow March 25, 2019

if i were gay

if you say this, you are, in fact, gay

ella- if i were gay, i would totally date her, she’s so hot and i love her personality, she’s just so awesome
me- ella, you’re gay

by helloworld:)) October 2, 2023