Off the turtles back

When you have a poop in the chamber and you fart and the gas goes over the poop as it comes out and is extra foul.

Person 1: “that fart stinks!”
Person 2: “yeah that one was off the turtles back”

by Lemon meeaaaan March 4, 2026

Nut Sack Turbulence

It's when either:

1) You grab your nutsack to adjust it and nothing sexual.

2) You bust a nut and achieve PNC.

1) Ahhh. The nutsack is in a bad position. Better readjust it. *nut sack turbulence

2) Good. No one's around. Grabs nut. *Nut Sack Turbulence. *Earthquake. *Destroying colleges. *Destroying offices. * Destroying hospitals. *PNC sweet relief. *Nut Zack Turbulence

by HawaiianPunch1 March 19, 2026

Twin Engine Turd

When a couple holds hands while facing eachother and squatting while taking poops.

Oh my god, girl, you won’t believe what me and ryan did this weekend while camping… we took twin engine turds, it was so romantic.

Nah bro, she wasn’t the one… She wouldn’t take a twin engine turd with me.

by ChungyChan March 20, 2026

super galactic turbo reverse donkey twist

when your partner shoves a v8 engine down your ass after they pegged you and you make a donkey sound and then you roll over the floor and twist your spine and then ascend into a higher dimension

John: I just did a super galactic turbo reverse donkey twist with your grandma
Max: yo wtf bro

by hyperlabor01 March 22, 2026

Video Editing And Phychiatry Turn You Into A Scientist After Choking.

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Person 343:Video Editing And Phychiatry Turn You Into A Scientist After Choking.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Cashier And Graphic Design Turn You Into An Intern After Choking 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cashier And Graphic Design Turn You Into An Intern After Choking 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025