If It’s Snowing, I’m Going

A phrase used to express interest in a large group of blondes, particularly sorority girls, with an excessive obsession of hockey players.

Person 1: “Are you coming to the party tonight? There’s supposed to be a bunch of girls there.”
Person 2: “If It’s Snowing, I’m Going.”

by The Real Jubes May 6, 2024

Oh, I'm aware

Yeah, no, this is not intended to make my mental health better. They are (in explicit terms) doing a psychological nurse Rachet. Lying to the people to which they need to lie to perpetuate this as long as possible so that when it fails, as they almost certainly know it will, they can pretend they we're doing this under the guise of improving my mental health, claim that the problem was already there (which it wasn't and is and always has been externally imposed), and then take my freedom away under the guise that ACTUALLY they CAN improve my mental health by taking the freedom away. It's a farce intended to corral me into another farce but only because I said the Christian religion is purported to be a morality test the answers to which we're given 200 years ago and how we will respond is already known by the entity issuing the test thereby making it a farce we are forced and then coerced into engaging in my God. And all they need to do is have a title and then show people posts selectively and let people's death and harm anxiety do all of the work from them and BAM! We got the 50's hysteria crisis. Except this time it's weaponized schizophrenia.

Hym Iam "Oh, I'm aware. This is not intended to do anything other than get me to harm myself or others so they can relegate me into some for of second-class citizenry. Not that I'm not already that. So, tertiary-class citizenry."

by Hym Iam January 24, 2026

Oh, I’m Cooked

A way to say that you know that you know you're consequence will come soon.

“I forgot my homework and the teacher just called on me… oh, I’m cooked.”

by sirenssite March 21, 2026

EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!

Line the Heavy from Team Fortress Classic when calling for the Medick.

"EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!" -Heavy
"SHUT THE FUCK UP HEAVY, I HEARD YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP" -Very Mad Medick

by DemoknighTeamFortressTheSecond February 28, 2025

bitch, i’m jamaican

a phrase used to express your culture as a jamaican and not any other

Person 1: Hey, aren’t you french?
Person 2: Bitch, i’m jamaican

by cool kid 1237 March 19, 2025

No. I'm not looking for a new job.

I don't have to choose between tolerating harassment and leaving and the harassment is following me from job to job so that isn't going to get me what I want.

Hym "No. I'm not looking for a new job. This will be my last job. You need to fire Rick for doing this. Avery too. You fired the black guy. Black Tony. They fired him. Actually you let Avery get away with buying cigarellos even though he was under age. I did stop working as hard because they were doing this and I reject the notion that it shouldn't affect anything I do. If you do not change their behavior, you either need to fire them, or I'm going to sue. I do not need to leave. I do not need to go to Amy or Sarah. You need to stop trying to convince me to do something else. I'm not going to submit to your will no matter how long you try to do it and if you really want to do what I'm doing you need to stop trying but if not trying doesn't get me what I want that I'm going to murder someone's kid."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

Hi, I’m Two Time and my pronouns are they/them

A meme that shows the character Two Time from the game Forsaken next to a line of text that says, “Hi, I’m Two Time and my pronouns are they/them.” This was probably created due to the fact that some people in the community would frequently misgender them. There is even a twitter account, @TwoTimeprns, that is based off this joke.

pinterest comment: he looks so weak my poor baby
some dude: Hi, I’m Two Time and my pronouns are they/them
Two Time or whatever: Glory to the Spawn

by hattrack July 20, 2025