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Wagonism 

One who enjoys humping wagons, it can be split into to multiple categories, such as, Old wagonism (when one enjoys the humping of wagons from the 1700's and before), Mid wagonism (when one enjoys humping wagons from 1700-1850), and New wagonism (when someone enjoys humping wagons from 1850-3000)
1. *about 20 guys wearing wagon humping Jorts™ are gathered around a wagon humping it*

Bob:" Oh god yeah this wagon is hotttt"
Henry: "Dude this ones a beeeeeute. It's got shag carpet in it!"
Kevin: "shag is like, super rare"
Tony: "dude wagonism is life."

2: Gary, wagonism expert: "hello and welcome to the 204th annual wagonism games! Today we will be playing back and forth. New wagonists on the left side of the wagon, old on the left, and mid split in between!"
*hundreds of men go on both sides of the wagon*
Gary, wagonism expert: "GO!"
*the hundreds of men in their special golden wagon humping Jorts™ Start using their groins to push the wagon back and forth, the right side guys are a little tubbier and push the wagon into the new wagonists goal*
All wagonists: "WAGONISM WAGONISM MAKES US HARD, WAGONISM WAGONISM TO THAT WE CHARGE- 40 bucks a person to enter each wagonism-con."
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All the things you could possibly be jealous of.
That shit is Wagner
wagner by your pseudonym 6969 October 1, 2019
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Wagga Wagga 

Home to the chiko roll and Larry Long Legs. Full of housos and drugos
Wagga Wagga is the shittiest town in NSW
Wagga Wagga by chaslicfanboy December 13, 2019

Wage-gapping 

Having lunch or coffee with your female friends on a weekday while you could be working.
Hey Fiona, shall we go wage-gapping tomorrow? I'm feeling like having a soy-latte.
Wage-gapping by Jarcovitch September 23, 2022

sparkle wagon 

name given to a type of small yellow car with stars printed on it
man we're gonna be so pimpin drivin round in the sparkle wagon....if corey was drivin', he'd be draggin TWO wagons
sparkle wagon by ulrik g pod June 11, 2006

Jummy Wagon 

1) Any vehicle used by, or adapted for the use of a disabled person.

2) A car that looks like it should only be used by disabled people.
Dude, did you see my new Japanese 3-door hatchback?
What, the Jummy Wagon in the car park?
Jummy Wagon by TwoPointZero December 24, 2008

Banter Wagon 

syn. Band wagon

a band wagon with added banter.
'oi lads, lets hop on this banter wagon to the pub'

'wha-gwan rude boy, last night i was driving the banter wagon all round the city'
Banter Wagon by Gravvers March 4, 2009