two-car funeral

utter incompetence or error-prone

The botch of the stimulus plan may stoke anti-government anger about bureaucrats and two-car funerals
He fouled up a two-car funeral
They couldn't run a two-car funeral to get the budget passed

by vanderpol August 29, 2010

Two-Egg Breakfast

When the female (or male if that's your deal)is sleeping, you carefully crouch over their face. Simply lower your balls on to ( or into) their sleeping mouth. When they wake up, You shout, "BREAKFAST"

My girlfriend was snoring, so I gave her the old Two-Egg Breakfast.





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by greenradioactive March 2, 2009

two headed beast

A euphemism for a couple engaging in sexual intercourse.

I walked into my dorm room, only to find a two headed beast working up a fuck storm!

by dumb ironworker January 21, 2007

clash with two sounds

a DJ battle. Self-explanatory.

Y'all say 'a DJ battle'
We say 'clash with two sounds'

Kardinal Offishall, "Bakardi Slang"

by Kyle H. April 17, 2005

Two night stand

Spending more than one night with someone who makes your toes curl

That girl is definitely a two night stand

by Celeryexpert October 25, 2014

Block-o-two

A female who looks good from far away but not when in close proximity.

"Ohh no not her she's a block-o-two. She look good from a block or two."

by LJ Parker December 7, 2005

two handed shocker

Two handed version of the shocker.

If you thought that she liked the shocker, give the two handed shocker!

by Mark DeMuth December 5, 2005