One way you know someone claiming to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't run other animals off. Another way you know someone who claims to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't need tanks and scuba apparatus to swim deep underwater, their bodies are made for their environment, which is not a natural environment for humans.
by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019
Get the False sharkmug. by Watashiwaaaa October 31, 2021
Get the Sharks and Penguinsmug. Shark boy ; A prehistoric creature that has been living under the depths of the sea. It is a vicious creature indeed.
It is known for being quite short in length. However, it has deadly uneven teeth that are known to be quite strong; it can take a chunk out of a toe. It is reported to have a poor sense of humor.
This shark also tends to simp however it is known for failing to find love in the sea.
A Clark The Shark also has a poor sense of direction and has a poor sense of vision.
It is a member of the predator family however it is often hunted by its own prey and sacrificed to a rock.
Conclusion I believe that in one more year it will go extinct.
It is known for being quite short in length. However, it has deadly uneven teeth that are known to be quite strong; it can take a chunk out of a toe. It is reported to have a poor sense of humor.
This shark also tends to simp however it is known for failing to find love in the sea.
A Clark The Shark also has a poor sense of direction and has a poor sense of vision.
It is a member of the predator family however it is often hunted by its own prey and sacrificed to a rock.
Conclusion I believe that in one more year it will go extinct.
by anonymous November 29, 2021
Get the Clark The Sharkmug. He sharked me last night
by Randomrandom 12345787 October 16, 2020
Get the Sharkedmug. A queer like mammal that lives in the south of shit land. He only eats huge cocks and occasionally sticks them up her vagina
by Bothma shark May 16, 2016
Get the bothma sharkmug. I'm Shark-Nosing at what Garrett did
by sharknoser December 28, 2020
Get the Shark-Nosingmug. When you’re doing anal sex and your girl sticks a tampon in her ass, then asking you to pull it out with your teeth. To get more creative, you can feed it to her
Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and it was crazy! She asked for an anal shark and I was up for the challenge
by Gerry Handyman April 28, 2019
Get the Anal Sharkmug.