post-jizz fatigue

The immense feeling of tiredness that follows ejaculating, whether masturbation or sex. The reason why many men masturbate in bed so they can fall asleep easier.

Last night i couldn't fall asleep, so i jacked off and the post-jizz fatigue helped me fall asleep right away.

by bob mcgee jr July 14, 2011

POST-ECLIPSE-ALYPTIC

Aftermath of August 21 2017

Just fell asleep outside again I'm feelin truly post-eclipse-alyptic!

by lizguitarlessons August 22, 2017

post-all-nighterism

The innevitable zombie like stupor that will develop after pulling an all nigther. Common symptoms include: coffee dependency, twitchy eyes, hallucinations, small piggish eyes and a vacant expression. Usually caused by procrastinating.

Rob: Man, your eye is twitching like crazy.
Billy: it's just the damned post-all-nighterism. I haven't slept in a day, but i managed to learn the bio book i bought yesterday for the final today.

by zombiefan March 06, 2009

post-nut spoon

Self descriptive.

I rammed her hard then had me a post-nut spoon.
That fucking bitch wouldn't gimme a post-nut spoon.
We were in the midst of a post-nut spoon and my dick got stuck to her ass cheeks.
I hate the post-nut spoon, I just want to go home when I'm done.

by Meeting of the Marks June 18, 2009

post-star wars

Any event that happened after May 25 1977, the day Star Wars was released.

Bob : When did you meet your wife, Tom?

Tom : Post-Star Wars in 1980.

by Yogi-Donnie February 08, 2008

ex post fapto

A series of habitual tasks undertaken upon the completion of a fap.

I always close my porn tabs ex post fapto.

by Geoffffffffff February 25, 2012

Post-Spurtum Depression

Usually occurs within 3 to 4 days post-coitus.

Its when reality dawns on your and you realize you should have wore a condom, or a better quality one.

Treatment includes stairs, and Captain Falcon.

Joe: Dude whats wrong?
Neil: I'm going through post-spurtum depression.
Joe: you need stairs, man...

by Arakzinul January 11, 2010