Luke Escagooner

The act of a monkey mistaking a shoe for a dildo and sticking it up its ass and liking it.

Monkey: “I accidentally did a Luke Escagooner but it felt good”.

by GeorgeCorn October 13, 2025

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Looks like a girl but likes fishing oh dylan

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Eat is defined to putting food in your mouth luke

by Sexybastared April 9, 2019

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Luke R

Luke has a Girthy 7 inch (wide) chode, he is abnormally wide. He resembles Toad from Mario.

Oh harder Luke R

by PrimeHydro April 20, 2022

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Lead singer of 5SOS. He is super tall, really tall. He belongs to the stage. He has a cute laugh and he's kinda weird sometimes. He sings like an angel, and looks like a disney prince. blond, curls, blue eyes, YSL boots, black or red nails, eye glitter & tight pants. A dream, a whole dream.

—Who's the tall blond guy?
—Luke Hemmings, a dream, a whold dream.

by thedevilish October 24, 2019

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He's a sexy boi that everyone wants to fuck he's got a huge dick that has a lot of girls on and makes them wanna cum.

If he is hard he would create earth quakes with his thumping nuts. Over all he's a great😉 guy!

Oh he's a sexy man, must be luke

by Beepboob January 13, 2022

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