lumpy taco

When a man with testicular warts fucks a Mexican girl

I gave this girl a lumpy taco last night.

by oldboyman July 25, 2015

taco stamp

The mark left on a night club seating surface by the vulva of a pantyless female wearing a short skirt and experiencing nascent menses.

Look! The chick that was just sitting here left a taco stamp! Nasty!

by dominant_driver August 29, 2015

Mr. Taco

A chain of hole-in-the-wall taco restaurants in southern California, famous for producing life-changing diarrhea in those who bravely consume it's menu items.

Mr. Taco gave me the most amazing case of Fire Hose Ass I have ever experienced.

by sparhavoc October 9, 2016

Spicy Taco

1) Dark Skin Mexican

2) Sexy Mexican

Wow, Marco is a very spicy taco

by Rowme November 7, 2016

Taco Charlton

The true definition has been lost and exagerated over time. Originated from Irish immigrants in the 1890s. All that is known is that it involves the human anus and tap shoes. It's a popular activity in Michigan.

Aunt Belinda decided to stay the night on Thanksgiving. When she fell asleeep, I gave her a Taco Charlton as revenge.

by Chief Pun November 26, 2016

Egyptian Taco

The act of putting fine sand in a vagina, then fucking it

Hey man! I was fucking my girl last night and i gave her an Egyptian Taco!

by The Wiz96 November 28, 2016

taco lemur

A very small and hairy mexican, generally with a high and squeaky voice.

Yo man, did you see that taco lemur? Man, he was tiny!

by Ding_Dong_Long_Schlong December 12, 2016