The Big Surprise 

Its when your fucking a girl and you look down... AND ITS YOUR GRANDMA!!!!

Guy 1: *fap fap fap fap* "Ah damn girl hell yeah... AH FUCK ITS MY GRANDMA!!!!"

Guy 2: Damn thats quite the big surprise!

The Big Surprise by Mrdriller6969 October 21, 2010

The Bee 

You pour honey over your dick, she sucks it off and when shes done, you jab her in the eye with your dick just like a bee stinger.

i used the bee on her

The Bee by dexoii August 21, 2019

the brown m&m 

A very lucky m&m. Joke used by the famous Wilbur soot.

Wilbur: I wanna f*ck the brown m&m.

the brown m&m by felixify February 7, 2021

secure the bag

get the money

"we have to go to the bank and secure the bag"

secure the bag by bruhdude123 March 13, 2020

Slap the Bag 

Removing the Bag of wine inside the box of wine and then passing it around, partaking of its sweet nectar as you simultaneously hold, pour, and slap the bag of wine.

"It's time to get drunk! SLAP THE BAG!"

Slap the Bag by Nate Beal October 24, 2005

below the belt 

(adj.) Below the line of what is acceptable behviour. Used to describe an insult that was a little extreme, but comes from physical fighting where Queensbury rules and broughton's rules dictate that no punches are to be thrown below the belt.

That was a bit below the belt



he hit me below the belt

below the belt by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

You’ll have that on the big jobs.

A nicer way of saying " Crap happens.”

Wife: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

Husband: You’ll have that on the big jobs.

You’ll have that on the big jobs. by Justapotato765 November 18, 2017