Shit so thick you could stir it with a stick 

When you’ve had a particularly hard day, and the problems are getting to you; a lot of problems.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.

“Dude, my day’s been so rough. I’ve got shit so thick you could stir it with a stick.”

Shit so thick you could stir it with a stick by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue 

Efficient Cordless Cleaning: Powered by the latest motor technology the Rapid Clean makes cleaning convenient and thorough
40 Minutes Long Lasting Runtime: Up to 40 min of fade-free runtime. Easily switch to MAX power on fingertip controls to increase suction for better cleaning on carpet and rugs
Easy Rest Feature: Need to take a break? The specially designed Easy Rest nook allows you to safely prop the vacuum up on countertops and furniture
Under Furniture Reach: We moved the dust cup to the front so you can lay the vacuum completely flat to reach under beds and furniture with ease
LED Headlights: Bright beams light the way so you can see dust and debris that might otherwise have been missed and make cleaning under furniture much easier

Oh man, I can't wait to get home and use my Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue to clean my dog's shit.

Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue by SuperSamboy May 29, 2020

chill stick 

another name for blunt.

guy1. yo, u wanna go back to the crib and light this chill stick?
guy2. yeah man, burn till we croak.

chill stick by joedogs February 8, 2007

grunt stick 

Any stick or pole used to grab / squeeze while grunting….Grunt Stick as a result of being constipated or other wise blocked up. Can be used inside or out in the woods. Anything to grab or squeeze as to take pressure off the abdominal area.

“He was so blocked up he had to grab the Grunt Stick to get some relief “

grunt stick by RdHogg November 21, 2007

Hormone stick 

A synonym for an erect penis.

Darling, can I poke you with my hormone stick?

Hormone stick by Tiffany's Toyboy July 30, 2009

Sweat Stick 

A term used to desrcibe a towel that is attached to the end a long extendable stick. Commonly used to wipe sweat off hard-to-reach places around the body, particularly underneath folds of skin/fat.

(read in a female hill-billy accent)

"Hey Cleatis! C'mon over err and fetch your momma's sweat stick....."

(Cleatis walks over with the sweat stick and proceeds to wipe reluctantly)

"Oh yerrr, that's it, you wipe your momma's back."

Sweat Stick by theKrisEffect December 12, 2009

oil stick

A thin and long black mans penis. Even better if the tip is rather pointy. Lubed is a plus!

Hey Darnell. Go easy on me with your oil stick!

oil stick by allnamesaretakendammit January 15, 2010