shanghai sharks

a chinese basketball association team, which is often referred to in jokes. when an nba player plays badly, people will say that they will be playing on the shanghai sharks next year, and attach a video of all-time great nba players and teams

did you see the game last night? the guys who sold are gonna be like kobe and shaq on the shanghai sharks next year

shanghai sharks by unbirdie June 2, 2021

Shurk 

Noun. One who is amazing at what they do.

Verb. To perform in an awe-inspiring manner.

He is so good at football. He is such a shurk.

That dunk was amazing, they are totally shurkin' right now.

Shurk by JoeWeiner February 3, 2013

MR Stark I don't feel so good 

What one says when you know you fading away into dust due to the fact a purple douchebag gathered up all the infinity rocks brought to the galaxy by the big bang.

Mr Stark I don't feel so good , I don't feel so good.........
Brian: Yo this movie is so sad.
Raúl: Holy shit this movie is kinda better than Shrek 2.

MR Stark I don't feel so good by Mexican Thanos be like Órale June 3, 2018

the devils share 

Similar to karma, The Devils Share is a term used to describe a person "getting what's coming to them". Used in the television show "Person of Interest" in reference to a drug dealer who was killed in retribution for murdering an off duty rookie cop who was about to be a new father.

"He got the devils share, its the way the world evens things out. Guy got what he deserved and you wanna know how I've been sleeping? Like a baby. But thanks for letting me unburden myself.

the devils share by The_Irish_Chicano June 15, 2016

shart 

When one attempts to fart but shit is simultaneously ejected whilst farting.

I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.

shart by mistermic August 7, 2007

shmark 

short cut through shark invested areas

shmark taking a short cut that could be dangerous

shmark by mixtrix October 31, 2013

Tony Stark 

The greatest motherfucker you will ever meet

Steve Rogers: Big man in a suit of armour. Take that off, what are you?

Tony Stark: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

Tony Stark by Efra August 29, 2012