rusty trail mix

a hot steamy shit after eating hot sause, nuts, grapes, and a couple dingleberries. After done shitting you scoop the poop out with a net and feeding it throught the cameltoe with a granola bar.

" That far hairy pussy was just asking for some rusty trail mix"

by Derek aka cumfart March 2, 2009

rusty bomber

when someone takes a huge dump on your chest

i sure could go for a "rusty bomber"right about now.

by jordan November 16, 2003

Rusty Crutch

a person with orange hair who will obviously have orange pubes.

" your mom needs a panelbeater to operate on her rusty crutch "

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Rusty rudolf

When a female or your signifigant other is on her period, you proceed to stick your nose in her vagina while licking or blowing into her asshole.

when you cant resist that bloody pussy and are sick of using your hands with the shocker, go in for the kill with your face by pulling off the rusty rudolf, she'll enjoy it.

by they call me the boss hog December 23, 2009

Rusty Necklace

When you have sex with a woman that is on her period only to finish with her on her knees. When you ejaculate onto her chest you smear the blood from your hand into the semen to create a "Rusty" color.

She was crazy!!! She was begging me to get kinkier so I gave her a rusty necklace as she moaned that I was the best she ever had

by SEEDY GENT August 30, 2011

Rusty Toothbrush

The act of defecating on a toothbrush, and then continuing to brush your teeth with it as you normally would a toothbrush with toothpaste.

Wendy: God Jen, your breath smells horrible.
Jen: Yeah, don't remind me. I got a rusty toothbrush this morning.

by Bug One August 11, 2011

rusty eagle

when a girl or guy shits themselves and then proforms the eagle. resulting in a big mess known as the rusty eagle

GUY: what the heck is that girl doing?
Guy: that my friend is thte rusty eagle.
GUY: wow what a mess!!

by Alex Stewart December 12, 2007