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Dump Ring

When a large, long, and fairly sturdy turd strikes the inside of a toilet bowl, and is then flushed. It will often create a circular smudge or smear around the inside of the bowl. This term was coined by a woman living somewhere in the Midwest, USA after her son deposited such a turd into her toilet bowl and attempted to flush, but he left it for her to discover the next morning.
"Who left the giant 'dump ring' in my toilet!!!"
by Whoop, there it is! June 14, 2021
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ring me dry

When a male or female sucks your penis so much you run out of semen
by Dumba55 June 15, 2021
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chili ring

" He ate my chili ring" "my chili ring ringing" "my chili ring itch" " yo chili ring stank"
by Bebasicalwaystyty October 28, 2021
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Ring of Fire

Having the most passionate yet forceful anal sex with someone who has Hemorrhoids. Leaving a dirty mess for everyone to enjoy.
Nelson prepared his bowels for the most ravaging anal fucking of a life time. He knew Lyn was the one when she put on the black veiny strap-on. He expected humiliation. What he wasn't expecting was his medication condition to flare up. His hemorrhoids were bloody red like cherries of the anus. Lyn didn't care; she wanted to pick the fruit of his looms. She rapidly entered his cavity in search of his humiliation. This was the first ring of fire, but not the last. He proceed to lay, ass up in deafeat. His anus. Red. His face from embarrassment. Red. The sheets. Red.
by Rock your rockhard October 31, 2021
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Wok ring

When your fiancé’s penis is the size of the engagement ring he got you (which is so puny)
Did you see her wok ring? It was so tiny I had to squint in order to catch a glimpse of it
by LittleCC November 4, 2021
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Ring Around The Rosie

1. Ring Around The Rosie. Usually considered to be when you take an injured goose by its neck and twirl it around till its dead.
Grab that goose and give it the ring around the rosie.
by SuburbanSlayers November 9, 2021
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Idiot Ring

An Idiot Ring is a ring shaped mark (usually in the form that of a bruise)created by the kick of a scoped gun (primarily rifles) after the person shooting said gun put their eye too close to the scope,
Will forgot to keep some distance from his muzzleloader’s scope and got a gnarly Idiot Ring.
by DaddyMortal November 10, 2021
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