Face punch

punching yourself or someone else in the face. Making it highly amusing and entertaining.

1. "cause now I see your face punch, punch"
2. "I just need someone to face punch me and I'll realize that I'm being an idiot."

by sexyJ. January 10, 2010

floor punch

The outward emotinal expression of an emo in distress.

E. Moe got so pissed when he broke up with his gf that his floor punch broke his hand.

by Corey L. July 23, 2006

soccer punch

When you get "punched" (hit) in the face/head with a soccer ball

1: You okay man?
2: Yeah, I just got soccer punched in the last minute

by that one umbrella February 24, 2017

anus punch

a punch straight to the big round floppy anus of caroline.

that caroline looks like she needs an anus punch!

by caroline avila August 21, 2011

fetus punch

if you're doing a pregnant chick and you are about to cum, you hit her in the stomach so she clinches her pussy real tight around your cock.

i was sloppy drunk and having a hard time getting off with this pregnant 16 year old, so i fetus punched her. that solved my problem.

by dave July 18, 2003

punch-tape

Punch-tape is a very early form of computer-memory.
The data-storage device consists of paper only and is written on by perforating it on certain spots.

Can you hand me some punch-tape? The developers took all of mine to program their new calculator.

by Extius June 11, 2006

sphincter punch

The liquid that leaks from your ass when you’ve had the runs.

My undies were stained with sphincter punch.

by THE CareBear September 8, 2019