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Bros dilemma

When it’s going to be 70 during the day, but 55 at night and you have to decide on wearing shorts.
Bro it’s feeling pretty good right now. Gonna rock these sweet pink shorts.

Yea, but it’s gonna be 53 tonight.

Sounds like you have the bros dilemma.
by ElJefe6969 May 29, 2018
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The Bro-Spare

A bro who happens upon every date with you and your girl, who is oblivious to boundaries, then sits in the the middle of y’all at the movies or any other possible romantic setting.
Boyfriend: I’m taking you on a gondola ride in Venice.

Girlfriend: Awe sweetie! I love you!

Later at the long anticipated gondola ride....

Boyfriend: Hey babe... Don’t look now...

Girlfriend looks up.......

Girlfriend: Are you shitting me?! You told the bro-spare!!!
by Thepubfucks January 27, 2019
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Smesh Bros

A legendary duo consisting two friends and UFC fighters, Khamzat Chimaev and Darren Till.

The Smesh Bros are known for having an unbreakable bromance. They have a goofy and childish personality, yet they are capable of destroying anybody who is not experienced in mixed martial arts.

Even if you are experienced in mixed martial arts, there’s nothing that’ll stop these two brothers from accomplishing their one and only goal: Smesh.
“Hey, look! It’s the Smesh Bros! They’re doing doughnuts in the parking lot! Haha crazy stuff.”

“What? Smesh Bros? What the hell are you talking about?”

“You know, the two dudes from the UFC!”

“No, I don’t even watch UFC. Is it like WWE?”

“No, dude. It’s nothing like the WWE. Don’t compare real fighters in the UFC to some middle-aged men in costumes.”

“Whatever, man. WWE is actually a LOT better than you’re making it sound.”
by garmfield June 15, 2022
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Bro Pad

The awesome dorm on the campus of Ohio University where all the hot girls and wannabe bros wanna go. They even have bouncers.
Did you see Tiff dog go into the bro pad last night? Damn those guys are awesome. She's hot as hell!
by O16 January 4, 2012
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Bro's feet

Age wrinkles around a bro's eyes, due to excessive exposure to sun.
Woman on beach #1: "Oh, that guy's cute."
Woman on beach #2: "Yeah, but check the eyes. Total bro's feet."
by tiggums October 17, 2008
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thx bro

A sentence usually used by women to make men feel themselves in the friendzone, to subtly let them know that they do not have mutual feelings towards the other.
W: “I’m so lonely these days...I wonder if I’ll ever have someone in my life : / “
M: “Don’t be like that... You know, you should look closer and you might discover love where you didn’t even see earlier. ;)”
W: “Nice tip! I’ll keep that in mind, thx bro ^^
by Bubblegum653 February 5, 2019
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Bussy Bros

Two bros that are so inseparable that you could very easily visualize them tribbing similar to that of lesbian women.
Y'all see Tim and Duncan over there? They're totally bussy bros.
by happily.quoted April 29, 2020
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