purple monster

in this case, not the head of a penis but miss robson, the manly female teacher that possesses a beard.
She is insensitive and spiteful, nasty moo!
'imagine if you were a big purple monster!'
'erm miss, thats u, u stupid fuckin man'
by dave February 16, 2004
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Monster Thickburger

The thing in the front of my pants.
My Monster Thickburger was a combo deal with her Arby's Big Montana.
by John Stockton's Shorts December 17, 2004
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chrones monster

an alien creature who resides above my pelvis. The Chrones Monster breaches the barrier that is my stomach and fatty tissue to attack innocent pedestrians. The monster will not retreat until its victim has comforted it. Everyone who has chrones has some sort of chrones monster and THAT is why you NEVER trust someone with chrones.
Stay away from him, he has a chrones monster!
by cheese92 January 16, 2008
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Kink Monster

Of, or referring to a sexy, ugly person.

Commonly name for whores/sluts/cunts/etc. in Florida
Alyssa: Hey KinK Monster, Whats up?
Kim Kardashian: Excuse me?
by Codyk4495 December 10, 2011
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Titty Monster

A Girl Who without warning, bites your titty with bite full vengeance! causing in some cases extreme pain/pleasure. The Titty Monster lives and feeds off of Titty squeeze, much like the Purple Nurple Monster.
Da Titty Monster ,U Gotta Feed Me, titty titty, titty, titty, titty, titty,

I Got Titty Comin To Me, Titty Comin To Me Titty.
Now Show Me Dat Titty Ima Sho U Where To Put It.
by R.Scott1 November 11, 2009
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pocket monster

A suggested or reduced version of another, well-known or infamous; one whose actions or behavior suggests a reference to another person; to be combined with the completing reference; derogatory. (NOTE: some individuals, i.e. Linda Hunt, cannot be pocket monsters, as they already are; redundant).
The flight attendant went through the cabin barking out orders and smashing trays about, turning into a pocket-monster Kathy Bates from MISERY at 30,000.
by Guillermo April 1, 2004
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