could not be me

On god you will NEVER catch me in that situation my g

Friend 1: "Damn my nigga reese got caught lackin"
Friend 2: *pats the 9 in his pants* Could not be me fam"

by TheTroofth October 26, 2018

There's me spoon

Interchangeable with "pardon me"

If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.

*Tummy grumble* "Oop, there's me spoon"

by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011

Tilt me

To be annoyed aggravated bothered or disturbed by something you've seen.

Person A: I can't stand it when someone starts a sentence with "Listen"
Person B: That frustrates me just as much as "Look"
Me: Both of those tilt me... it's very annoying

by Ginger_B25 January 28, 2019

on me tod

To be on ones own. Also known as "on me bill".

Everyone left the kitchen so I was on me tod.

by greengoosela February 14, 2017

Suck me

The two special words that would put girls on the trigger. They’ll make you suck them making you realise that you are an asshole in every way and that you don’t deserve them.

Girl: *Moans*
Boy: Come suck me bitch
Girl: I will if you give me your life savings
Boy: But…
Girl: Ok fine pussy come suck me instead
Boy: *Thinks he is lucky*

by u wish u were me :) October 23, 2023

me gusta

means, I like in Spanish

Gustas?
si, me gusta mucho.

by Pip January 6, 2005

Suck me

Means Caden sucks john

Suck me Caden.

by Chiefmen jones July 23, 2017