matthew patel

Person 1: Matthew Patel is so fucking hot

Person 2: what.
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Matthew Hastings

A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.
Man that guy is a total Matthew Hastings.
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matthew reed

A guy that compares himself to everyone and everything’ loves deep but controlling
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matthew reed

A guy that compares himself to everyone and everything’ loves deep but controlling
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jayden and matthew

these guys are most likely best friends and play Minecraft. always make jokes about their other friend. they also love paladins
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Matthew Broaderick

Da more-portly counterpart to da famous tentative-natured Hollywood actor.
Perhaps if Matthew Broaderick made a figure-trimming diet-and-exercise improvement, he could be a stand-in for da boy-faced brunette of "Forrest 'n' Adult Simba" notoriety.
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Matthew Gierut

One of the most beautiful humans to ever grace this planet with their presence. If you ever find a man with this exact name, hold onto him for dear life, because he will treat you like the queen that you are. He has this set of large, gorgeous brown eyes that will immediately make you melt, and this heart of gold that never rusts. On top of that, his looks are everything you could ever ask for in a man and he's just the sweetest human. He has an amazing personality, and can be seen as weird to the average joe, but is very special to one woman. Never give up on a Matthew Gierut, because he'll never give up on you. He'll stay by your side for as long as you exist because when he falls in love, he doesn't quit. A truly remarkable fella'.
I'm so glad I'm Matthew Gierut's, he's one of a kind.

Matthew Gierut is my favorite human, and that's why he's my human!
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