HAHT MAMA

This.. this is what happens when you find a hot woman, thats all I gotta say.

Me: *scrolling on Instagram*
Me: *finds a hawt woman*
Me: HAHT MAMA eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes head with hammer OOOOOHHHH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ slams chair on table

by Whenyouyouwhenyouwhem July 18, 2021

mama shof

One who mothers nations! Her love is unconditional. She is everyone's ma, and everyone knows it. The person people go to when in need.

She is everyones mama shof.

by Shof July 19, 2018

Mama Meat Soak

My main squeeze, my girl,my better half

I just got kicked to the curb by my,Mama Meat Soak.

by Cadcrumb May 30, 2022

Shut the mama up

You hate yo mama

I hate you shut the mama up

by anonymous May 5, 2024

On my mama forehead

When someone is being dead ass

Fredo: “you being for real?”
Jaimere: “yes, on my mama forehead”

by Fredo2time November 4, 2019

chulo mama

The best person in the world . Most good look and sexy of them all . Evryone loves her as she can do evrything and is very reliable . She is clever but can be quite modest . Chulo mama has love for many different things

I love Chulo mama she is sexy as fuck

by Vanebabe January 10, 2018

joe mama

The final joke.

Brody Foxx's final joke is joe mama.

by batshitcoffee November 1, 2020