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Brantley's Law

A law stating that "The probability of a video’s content being a fetish is proportional to its number of views and inversely proportional to the viewer’s stigma when watching." A notable case of Brantley's Law is known as the Richardson's State.
Raul was upset by the strange videos shared with him by his friend Ian; however, Raul had learned of Brantley's Law in college and thus knew this was the result of Ian's fetish.
by Gooberdom October 12, 2016
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Karamazov’s Law

Karmazov’s Law is defined as the observation that the real, observable state of a relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of said relationship via electronic outlets. This includes, but is not limited to social media and reality television.

This law was discovered by Redditor u/j_karamazov
‘Bridezillas’ is a show that demonstrates Karamazov’s Law rather well; many of the stars either break up with, or are broken up by their partners due to the entire, and often awful parts of the relationships not being seen, and false perceptions are had by the audience.
by Memeagon January 7, 2021
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sexting laws

the laws of sexting.
- no human contact is involved.
- EVERYTHING must be sexual
- the usage of vivid adjectives is mandatory
- the encounters should be with people of the oppisite sex. but can be just as fun with people of the same sex!
- sexting is common between the ages of 14 and 25 anyone over that age should be able to just have sex.. like really... take it from the phone to the bed honey.
- it should not feel as good as sex.. if it feels better than actual sex, bitch you need a new partner.... or try a third person for extra fun! :)
-this girl is using the well known and important SEXTING LAWS-
tapenga: " i met this guy at the club last night, and we've been texting ever sinse. after a few texts it turned into sexting, it was def hot and steamy."

marvin: "oh was he hot and bothered?"

tapenga: "oh hell yes, i think we might take our sexting to inferno hot tonight."
by spoonsinbowlson April 11, 2010
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Zane's Law

Zane's Law states that nearly everything in life can be compared to Nazis or Hitler. This law also states that in politics, anything can always be related to Nazis or Hitler. This law is an expanded version of Godwin's Law.
Fox News often proves Zane's Law to be valid.
by Anonymous Z. January 2, 2010
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Hanson's law

Hanson's Law- As the result of seemingly endless political chat room and message board flame wars, basic human social decorum dictates that once a person uses the word(s); “libs”, "liberal" or "liberals", they immediately establish their political bias, polarize their audience and lose all credibility.

At this point, Hanson’s Law has been invoked and offender’s statements are reduced to the level of worthless political propaganda.
Case 1 – “You believe that because you’re a liberal.”

Hanson’s law has been invoked.

Case 2 – “Why do liberals hate America?”

Hanson’s law has been invoked.
by Bob's your uncle July 22, 2008
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Jude Law

When you cheat on someone with the help.
Oh my god you did a Jude Law.
Yes, I did just penetrate my nanny.
by marcusdean118 January 14, 2009
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Sargon's Law

A pretentious way of saying "projection" often used by people during fits of histrionics
"Can you stop smuckling for a second waiter, I don't care about Sargon's Law I just want my appetizers"
by Jatt Marbo January 9, 2019
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