joe-john

Someone that is so misguided and confused at life, that they don't know their own name. This trait often rubs off into their everyday activities, often causing them to give off a negative aura.
Normal Person : "Hey! What's your name?"
Socially Awkward Person: "It's Joe, err, John.. It's John."
Normal Person : "Alright Joe-John, I'm going to leave now. Let's pray we never talk to each other again."
by rmag_tnc December 09, 2013
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billie joe

THE sweetest guitar-playing eye candy of the entire music industry.
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smokey joe

a man or lad that smokes excessevly in the binge style and takes 10 second pulls draining the cigerette/joint's life away leaving it shrivelled like a small prune.(the cheeks collapse whilst doing this)a smokey joe isnt actually a crack head who enjoys his cigerettes but a chav of a sort who craves coffin nails.
na aint got a light,but smokey over there has
by Willy~Wonka February 03, 2005
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Billie Joe

Lead singer of Green Day. He's an excellent guitarist. I heard that when recording Dookike they did it all in one try. Also, he's a clown... well was.. Used to moon everyone.
Bille Joe Armstrong is the ass of a generation.
by AutisticPsycho December 22, 2004
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Joe shit

Something incredibly stupid and unbelievable, usually a false story. Not to be confused with hoe shit.
Dude 1: my tire fell of my car so I was late to work.

Dude 2: man that's some Joe shit.
by BrosephtheDUDE December 15, 2014
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Joe Woolcock

Joe Woolcock is an amazing, hot, sexy, funny guy. Usually with a big penis.
"That guy is so hot!"
"Yeah, thats Joe Woolcock."
by vds nmm bk April 10, 2013
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Joe Cappuccino

an italoamerican who is obsessed with pineapple and puts mayo on his pizza. founder of gastroterrorism as well.
Joe Cappuccino's cookbook is full of gastroterrorism
by absolutrash June 07, 2021
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