Jizz Whopper

The art of carefully ejaculating onto your girlfriends Whopper Sandwich (or the replacement of any creamy condiment on any sandwich) unbeknownst to her of course.

I found out Des fucked some shine, so I fed that ho a Jizz Whopper.

by Ju Tang Killa January 21, 2020

jizz

JIzz is the white stuff dat comes out from pp

Oh no i jizzed in your face!

by ching chaong chong January 28, 2020

air jizz

When you jerk off so many times in one day that you begin to jizz air because you run out of cum.

I jerked it so many times I had an air jizz

by Small dick chase April 23, 2020

fizz and jizz

When you tie a female up and pour sprite on her clit and watches it fizz. As this is happening he vigorously masturbates and the only thing that stops the fizz is his jizz.

Her: babe you wanna get freaky tonight
Him: sure, *ties her up and pours sprite on her clit and masturbates very quickly*.
Her:wtf was that last night
Him: fizz and jizz.

by Kidbackwardsisdik March 7, 2020

Fizz and Jizz

When you pour McDonalds sprite down a girls vagina after you cum in her and watch the mixture combine and fizz

Yo last night me and my girl fizz and jizzed last night and it her clit sounded like pop-rocks

by UwU fuky wuky March 7, 2020

Jizz Shart

When you have just had anal sex, you go to fart but jizz comes out.

Oh no, I Jizz Sharted myself.

by ArieOlaa March 10, 2020

Hot jizz tornado

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.

Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado

by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020