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Up Periscope!

1. The act of slowly floating upwards in a hot tub while erect or in the vernacular ,sporting a woody.

Origins: First to properly execute an up periscope one must first " blow ballast " by farting in the hot tub.

If undetected by the other occupants, preferably female, the "scope master" will raise his body until the head of his penis slowly breaks the surface. If he remains undetected he will slowly continue to push his penis farther out of the water until detected.

When detected he will yell "Down Scope" and rapidly pull his body downwards while acting as if nothing happened. If he remains undetected that means the female occupants of the hot tub are receptive or totally hammered, in either case, this often results in a "torpedo" attack after he yells UP SCOPE!

2.A mythical command often seen in WWII movies to raise the periscope. Up periscope is not used by modern submariners. The officer of the deck will inform the watch standers submarines control room the he is "Raising Number 1 ( or # 2 ) scope." at which time he will rotate the periscope ring that activates the raising / lowering mechanism.
1. Dave's penis was totaly out of the water when he yelled " Up Periscope!" "Euwwwwwww a dick!" screamed Denise.

2. "Up Periscope!" Ensign Jones commanded. The watch standers looked at each other in quizzical disbelief. Don't you mean "Raising Number 1 scope?" asked the Cheif of the Watch. " "Uh...right Cheif"...Ensign Jones demurred.
by Global Feetus April 10, 2007
mugGet the Up Periscope!mug.

bless up

My tribe uses it as we leave each other to bless and protect each until we meet again.
by aminadaze September 2, 2016
mugGet the bless upmug.

gangsta'd up

1. fact of being dressed like a gee, often mean you wear your gang colors such as blue or red, for example.

2. to be dressed so fine like a playa from foots to the head that makes the girls stare and come around while men start hatting as they watching you gliding in the club.
still i lace mah good ol' taylo' chucks, put mah khaki pantz on...grab mah shades...yall kno im so gangsta'd up.

"straight gangsta'd up, still don't give a fuck" (from the daddy v's song "gangsta'd up").
by Swoopa January 24, 2009
mugGet the gangsta'd upmug.

button ups

Long sleeve dress shirts with french-style cuffs, usually found in striped patterns and vibrant colors

often worn by pimps; also, replaced throwback jerseys
"can't let a day go
ride without me being fly fresh to death
head to toes till the day I rest
and I don't wear jersey's
im 30 plus
gimmie a crisp pair of jeans
nigga button up's
S.Dot's on my feet
make a sight complete
what more can I say Guru play the beat" --- Jay-Z, What More Can I Say
by Skario December 22, 2004
mugGet the button upsmug.

up the road

Deceptively nearby, especially when referring to a destination requiring a car trip. The term applies well in areas where roads are winding and possess very few landmarks, such as in rural communities.
The county courthouse is right up the road. (In reality, it takes about 45 minutes to get there.)
by jboyardee October 19, 2007
mugGet the up the roadmug.

Thumbs up

Give this a thumbs up.
My brother thinks I can't get 100 thumbs up. Prove him wrong
by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018
mugGet the Thumbs upmug.

count up

To recognizably obtain a large sum of money at once, usually money obtained by illegal means.
"Count up!" - Young Scooter

"Five-thousand a day in the trap. Gucci money. Count up!"
by LVVL December 5, 2013
mugGet the count upmug.

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