Long Island 

Fuck me. Honestly, like why the hell did lil peep have to die. That’s all we got on this “Long Island”. Who the hell cares about Kevin James in his fake action movies. Dude, wtf was Paul Blart, mall cop. I mean the dudes funny af, but his tits are flopping around every time he runs. But anyway, Long Island isn’t part of the city. There are some burrows like Brooklyn, and Queens. Notice there I used the Oxford comma. See I’m not a dumbass, and not of us really are. Well, there’s always gonna be that one kid. But anyways from Nassau to Suffolk county is pretty much Long Island. I have a friend who used to live in Brooklyn and he said that it’s a lot different here. He Sayville shitheads have no idea what it’s like outside of here. He also lets me use the n word as well.

Dude who lives out of ny, “where do u live”.
Dude 2, “Long Island”.
Dude 1, “so u must have it tuff”.
Dude 2, “yea I guess when u live in a $500,000 ranch a block away from the water, yea I guess ur right”.

Long Island by Finger Nipper from Compton January 17, 2018

long island 2×4 

When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth

My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.

long island 2×4 by Lil j Coco Puffs January 30, 2018

Long Island 

A pretty sweet place. It can get kind of hectic in some parts, but it has the best food and beaches in the world.

long island is cool

Long Island by birkenstocksgirl January 30, 2018

Turkey Island Fantastico

A gentlemen’s drink containing Wild Turkey 101, Mailbu Coconut, and a half to full can of Dr. Pepper. Commonly consumed in the deep south.
Origin: Waco, TX

“Yo, we got anything to drink?”
*opens the fridge and yells back*
“Just the remains of that Turkey Island Fantastico from last week!”

Turkey Island Fantastico by bigtruz May 9, 2018

Banana Island 

All 66 roomowners were-

I went on vacation to banana island
If only the roomowners werent cleared

Banana Island by vivilex April 24, 2018

staten island ferry 

Slow motion missionary sex with uneducated trash.

Nicole gave me a real slow and passionate Staten Island ferry last night.

staten island ferry by Dylancomet May 31, 2018

Long Island 

The best place in the world
drive an hour to get to a huge city drive and hour in the opposite direction get to some of the best beaches in the country. & has the best bagels and pizza

Yo Let’s go to Long Island it’s the best place in the world

Long Island by Nicoleadams4332 June 2, 2018