Santa Hoe

Cougars that go to the mall with their children at Christmas time so that they can hit on Santa.

Elf volunteer: Omg did u see that cougar out there?
Santa: Ya. She's a real Santa Hoe... Think I could get her in the break room?

by BitchSauceOrYourLoss October 19, 2016

dance hoe

someone who is artsy and understands dance terms

damn i wish i was like val who dresses like an art hoe and acts like a dance hoe

by celinas June 28, 2015

Hoes for days

a pimp will have such a massive stable that a trick will never do the nasty with the same hoe twice.

yo! I got hoes for days, what flava you want?

by hrm smk April 7, 2008

slack hoe

A hoe that's not even hoeing ATM just being lazy so much she not even out whoring around

At least I ain't no Slack Hoe!!!!!

by Chudmissle November 11, 2018

fortnite hoe

a fortnite hoe is someone who is so obsessed with fortnite they are a hoe.

wow she plays fortnite so much, she’s a fortnite hoe!

by fortnite hoe 101 May 10, 2018

jealous hoe

A jealous hoe is someone who constantly creeps on their boyfriends exes instagrams.

Dakota: Christi, why did ____'s girlfriend like your Insta pic from 30 weeks ago?
Christi: because she's a jealous hoe

by Chrust September 3, 2016

Shamiya’s Hoe

A hot tall bitch that can get any girl to simp for her 😩 she makes us drool and she can make our heart beat. She is the goddess of all girls 😳 and her body figure is just *chef kiss* get you a shamiya and you will be pleased 😩😩😩

Woah is that one of Shamiya’s hoe, lucky to be them.
sHamIya iS sO hOt 😩😩😩

by Chxt.mari May 1, 2021