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Cougars that go to the mall with their children at Christmas time so that they can hit on Santa.

Elf volunteer: Omg did u see that cougar out there?
Santa: Ya. She's a real Santa Hoe... Think I could get her in the break room?

by BitchSauceOrYourLoss October 19, 2016

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