BitchSauceOrYourLoss's definitions

Santa Hoe

Cougars that go to the mall with their children at Christmas time so that they can hit on Santa.

Elf volunteer: Omg did u see that cougar out there?
Santa: Ya. She's a real Santa Hoe... Think I could get her in the break room?

by BitchSauceOrYourLoss October 19, 2016