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Humanitee

a woman who is severly overweight and
wearing skippy clothing eating a double wopper at burger king.

Also spelled Humanatee
You will know one when you see one
by Emerson Falcon March 24, 2005
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humanzee

the missing link between man and monkey created from hush experiments in italy, usa and china. oliver is widely known but there is another from china not as well known called yu wang.
Humanzee are fertile and can create their own offspring so oliver and yu wang could make baby humanzees
by charlie55 August 23, 2006
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human shield

Unamerican, oxygen-wasting hippie who deserves to be shot by the soldiers they are blocking.
Human shields don't deserve to be a part of this country.
by The Great X-wing Ace April 10, 2003
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humanism

A religion with the human being as the ultimate deity.
Come to the humanism meeting on campus Wednesday evening. You'll learn what it means to be a true intellectual.
by demongolem2 August 23, 2011
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Human Relations Day

Human Relations Day is what Livingston Parish, Louisiana calls Martin Luther King's Day because they are a bunch of racist rednecks that refuse to accept reality... they live in their own little trashy toothless world.
Everyone else in the world: Happy Martin Luther King's Day
Livingston parish redneck: Ain't you talkin about Human Relations Day?
Livingston parish redneck: We aint gonna celebrate no one who ain't white in this here town no sir
by ektomorf January 18, 2011
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The human torch

The sexual act of dipping a female's head in gasoline, lighting it on fire, proceeding to rape her and then cumming on her head to put out the fire.
"She bled on my dick, so I gave her the human torch!"
by Jack Mihof January 13, 2014
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