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god-gobbler

pejorative term describing a particular kind of religious believers who accept any statement issued by some religious authority or interpreted in a religious text, without using critical thinking and even common sense.
God-gobblers can be found among monotheistic fundamentalists of various religions.
They will also refuse scientific facts because they don't reflect their beliefs.
Ignoring scientific ethics, they could also try to formulate pseudoscientific theories to support their beliefs.

Origin: comes from God + gobbler, "one who eats food very quickly, without decorum" (figuratively).
"My kids (teenagers) go to youth-groups at some God-gobbler church near them"

"take a look at a real history book - not something cranked out by some evangelical god-gobbler or neocon think tank"
by iwnit April 29, 2008
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God's Pencil

One's own firm turd used for writing, generally on a public restroom wall.
Well, we turned up to the board meeting, and someone had used God's pencil to write their name on the board table.
by p'kaw! July 5, 2014
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Mr. God

The biggest badass in the Gurhal System of Phantasy Star Universe. He is a tall black man with a large white afro and a short white beard. He sports Neudaiz based clothing and wields the mighty Rayharod as one of the GUARDIANS's fiercest newmans. His personality is very uncouth and cocky, however, as he enjoys "farting around" on his home ship, the GUARDIANS Colony. You can see him usually strolling around with his partners Asian Cookie and Genevieve, running a do or cocking a fart.
Dude, did you see Mr. God running a do?
by MisterGod October 1, 2010
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God of rap

Marshall bruce mathers 3, better known by his stage name; eminem, is the greatest rapper in history to ever do it..the literal God emcee.

Aside from the fact that he is the best selling artist of the 2000s, he was labelled the King of Hip-Hop by Rolling Stone, which analyzed album sales, R&B, hip-hop and rap chart positions, YouTube views, social media, concert grosses, industry awards and critical ratings of solo rappers who released music from 2009 to the first half of 2011.289 His second major-label album, The Marshall Mathers LP, was the fastest-selling solo album in US history39 and was ranked one of the greatest hip-hop albums of all time by Rolling Stone, Time and XXL.290 Rolling Stone ranked it the seventh-best album of the first decade of the 21st century.291 The album's third single ("Stan") is one of Eminem's most critically acclaimed songs, with Pitchfork calling it "a cultural milestone".

He is also well known for his unique style of rap, cadence, delivery and wordplay which is literally unmatchable.
He is a 15 time Grammy awards winner, has won an Oscar award, among many others.

His latest album, kamikaze was the best selling album of 2018, and topped the charts with the track, 'lucky you' being nominated for 'best rap song' at the 61st Annual Grammy Awards.
Ex:
Random dude 1: I just heard the rap god's last album...it was pretty dope.
Random dude 2: you mean Eminem, the 'god of rap'?
Random dude 1: hell yeah! That's his title, like king of Pop is to Michael Jackson as king of rock is to Elvis Presley.
by Aphrôdiasonné April 23, 2019
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The Furret God

The Furret God is a god. He walccs and proteccs you from bad guyses.
The Furret God Walcc and Protecc.
by The Furret God October 27, 2020
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the volcano god

The great and powerfully god of volcanoes who was trapped in the form of a skinny white male by a penguin. He is meme obcessed.

Also, his pp is over 1500 feet long.
ALL HAIL THE VOLCANO GOD, WITH THAT OH SO LARGE PP!
by Kumtukey fly chimken November 27, 2018
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Sandwich God

The Almighty Sandwich God. He controls all the Sandwich slaves, the sandwich farmers, and everyone else sandwich related. He has the ability to turn people into sandwiches. Can also simply poke someone and that person will have a brain tumor. (Only way to protect yourself from that is to wear a beanie or have a lot of hair) He is the Almighty Sandwich God and no one will get in his way. Not even his freckle fetish.
Dying Man: uhhhhhhh
Dying Man's friend: What do you think could have caused this?
Dying Man: I don't think what caused this, i know.
*pulls friend in closer* It was Sandwich God, he did "The Poke"
Dying Man's friend: *Gasp*
by Weallfun September 18, 2019
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