dropping fruit

Dropping fruit = when you bowl down the street like a geezer because you own the street & give zero fucks about how fruit you drop

Finchy "did you see Reidy dropping fruit?"
Pete " yeah he's a proper geezer, he owns the street and gives zero fucks"

by Baron98 July 11, 2017

Fruit Basket

To shove several types of fruit into ones anus.

Heres a fruit basket for your loss

by DonnieDarko 028 July 18, 2017

low-hanging fruit

When something is a load of old bollocks.

What are you on about? That sounds like low-hanging fruit to me.

by TMISv2.0 July 21, 2017

Fruit Loop

Somebody who is fruity or corny. They say or do stupid stuff

“Damn, he asked her to prom like that? What a fruit loop”

by Youngith Niggith July 30, 2017

flaming fruit basket

When you put some hot sauce on ur man's balls and lick it off.

I wanna take you home and give you a flaming fruit basket.

by Yasssgurl88 August 24, 2017

the kiwi fruit

When a large gentleman who's wearing short shorts bends over exposing his large kiwi fruits.

Hey Rob, Fergs got the kiwi fruit out again

by Fergs kiwi fruit September 2, 2017

fruit winder

a traditional British delicacy sourced from glucose, concentrate fruit flavourings and children's toe fungus

"Can I try some of your Kellogg's Fruit Winder?"
"No."

by _thetruetea February 23, 2019