C.F.A.D

pronounced C-F-A-D or Ka Fad or See Fad
stands for

Cute From A Distance
From a distance they seem attractive, but as you get a closer look at them, there ugly, thus cute from a distance

For the bro's

Bro A: Dude check out that girl across the dance floor damn she is so bodacious
Bro B: Damn she is..wait hold on she's coming this way
Bro A: OH SHIT! nevermind C.F.A.D
Bro B: oh fuck bro, your right looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Bro A: damn..let's go get fucked up
Bro B: ok -_-''

For the Girls
Girl A: Ooo girrl he is fine
Girl B: Damn I wonder what he looks like shirtless
Girl A: omgah girl he's looking this way, omgah he's coming over here
Girl B: oh fuck C.F.A.D damn let's pertend to be lesbians so he'll go away
Girl A: ok lol

by Johnny Is Brutally Honest December 7, 2009

Triple F

Forced Family Fun. The sort of family event you don't want to attend but often are guilt tripped into going to. Parents or relatives often will play this event up as being enjoyable but it inevitably end ups feeling awkward and forced.

Jonathan: Man, Why do we have to go to the family reunion? I don't want to deal with Uncle Michael all day.

Matt: Well mom and dad will be upset if you stay home, complete with a guilt trip.

Jonathan: Well isn't this a Triple F...

by I Bleed Audio February 3, 2010

F.O.N.C

Friend of no Cunt

Meaning exactly what it stands for - you are definatley not a friend of a cunt or a friend of anyone at all depending on where you are

Jeez that girl is nothing but a F.O.N.C

by Bexstacy December 17, 2006

f.y.p.a.

Originally used by the Army to indicate a planning method; f.y.p.a. is now commonly used to indicate when something is indeed "for your punk ass"

"Who's beer is that?"
"Don't know. Guess it's f.y.p.a."

by Petey John December 25, 2006

T.C.F.S.

Short for To Cool For School. Describes someone who thinks they are better than others.

I don't know what's up with Kat, all of a sudden she's T.C.F.S. and won't come out with us anymore!

by Ms. Me June 27, 2007

F.A.T.E.

fucking awesome the end

person1: Damn thats pretty cool.
person2: No dude that shit is F.A.T.E.

by Spike Dammit November 10, 2009

F

when something devastating happens in the squad.

Kyle: So I was hanging out with this girl and she called me a hottie.

Brian: Go on..
Kyle: then she asked me if I knew Mark.

Kyle: And I said yeah! he's my friend.

Brian: then..
Kyle: Then she said, can you give me his number?
Kyle: and I said yes. I'm so dumb. :(
Brian: F in the chat

Ryan: F
Daniel: F
Zack: F
Jack: F

by lglifeisgood March 19, 2020