dry dick

When you forget to buy lube, because there are too many types of condoms at safeway.

Linda: I had to dry dick because i forgot the lube.

by the 6th grade blonde boy October 7, 2016

Dry

Basically the opposite of funny. When someone cracks a joke that is so stupid it's not funny at all, it is considered dry.

Michela: What do you call a fly with no wings?

Alexandra: What?
Michela: A walk.
Alexandra: ...Dry.

by visontle October 18, 2022

Dry hogging

Hog tying a sexual partner and putting it in dry.

I'm going to the sex club and dry hogging someone tonight

by Cat-man-do30 February 18, 2017

flagon-dry

Someone who abstains from tossing back steins of pale ale.

What is da difference between a recovering alcoholic and da large gossamer-winged insect dat eats mosquitos? Well, da soaring bug is a "dragon-fly", and da person is a "flagon-dry" --- i.e., he is now a teetotaler who never wets da inside of his fancy metal or glass tankard with strong drink, but instead just proudly displays it empty in his front window or on a shelf to show dat he's no longer using it for its intended purpose.

by QuacksO April 18, 2024

Dry Texter

Someone who typically responds with one word sentences in texts.

Homie
You're such a dry texter.

You
ok

by Nonery October 28, 2023

dry inviting

Inviting friends to hang out, but never letting them know your not joing to your own plans.

Davy is always "dry inviting" , he's not really trying to kick it.

by Buckmaster44 July 26, 2023

Dry Dave

Similar process to the wet willy, you swab the inside of your asshole with your pointer finger, and then push it into the mouth of your victim.

Ryan: Damn, why’s Jason over there throwing up
Connor: I gave him a dry dave

by Batmanfr March 23, 2024