danksgiving

Just the popular holiday, Thanksgiving, only prepared with weed as the key ingrediant in every dish. A very fun way to celebrate your blessings.

Ex.1

"Hey did you hear, Jack's mom is having Danksgiving at her house this year."

"Yeah, she's marinating the whole bird in weed. Should be sweet."

Ex.2

"Thursday is Thanksgiving with my family, then Friday is Danksgiving with my friends. 'Tis the season."

by hellahella November 10, 2008

Danky Panky

Having sex after smoking some high-grade marijuana. Often results in the following: copious amounts of sleep, eating, pregnancy, learning difficulties, and onset of adventurous ideas, seizures, cardiac arrest, convulsions, paranoia, brain damage, bursts of energy, sudden death, increased driving and video game skills, restless leg syndrome, new pets, learning incredibilities, and long walks with your drug dealer.

Jim: Yo, i heard you pulled a Danky Panky with Jess the other night.

Frank: Yeah dude, we smoke 4 bowls then got at it.

by aaaaaaav September 20, 2010

dankmaster

Term originating in the West "84060" that describes someone that is cool or "dope". An elite member of society. A dankmaster is usually entitled to lots of fine women and does whatever the hell he wants.

Dylan- Dude,did you see Ryan do that backflip then hook up with that hot girl?
Alex- Yea he is a dankmaster fo sho!

by Ryan Geer March 21, 2007

Dankity

The dankest, or strongest weed you can get. Only the best.

My first time smoking weed, was some serious Dankity, that shit was good.

by uhhtiss October 5, 2008

Danke

Chatroom slang for "Thank You," usually used alone on a line.

(Aop sets mode +v StupidChatter)
StupidChatter: danke

by entivore October 6, 2003

dankenstein

The master kush of all kush, dank and buddha.Can only be grown indoors.

yo my dealer got the dankenstein and me and my homies were high for days, expensive shit tho, went for about 440/o.

by Edm91 January 12, 2008

danko jones

A dude that eats prime pussy. Prime not as in the quality of the meal, but rather the quality of the eating. Or any guy with a big tongue, as well.

Origins lie in the disshelved-looking lead singer of the band Danko Jones, and his huge neanderthal tongue.

"Jess says he's a Danko, eh?"
"He pulled a Danko Jones on me the other night. I came 3 times!"

by El_Gordo August 25, 2004