Chucklefuck

1) (n.) A person who indulges (often at length) in laughing obnoxiously at their own statements, be they humorous or not.

2) (n.) A person who indulges in accomplishing the same social faux pas with the written though by using the common "LOL" at the end of their own Social Networking posts.

i.e. "I just desecrated my toilet after taco night! LOL!!"

3) (n.) A term of endearment for somebody you would like to gently slander, yet still remain friends with.

1) Don't let that Chucklefuck tell you a joke, you'll never get to the punchline.

2) My brother is a total Chucklefuck, I can't even respond to his posts, it's too embarrassing.

3) What's up Chucklefuck? It's been awhile!

by Pass the Critical Thought PLS! September 26, 2010

chuck norris

v. to perform a totally cool and violent action, observable by peers

v. to judiciously kick a man, woman, child, or animal's ass

v. to maintain street credibility;
adj. for street cred

Did you see the way Stewart Chuck Norrised that fucking guy's neck? That's awesome.

Phil Chuck Norrised that cat because it gave him a look and walked across the hall.

Did you see the way Travis slapped that bitch? That's Chuck Norris.

by the colonel March 30, 2005

Chuck a Sickie

To stay home from work or school pretending to be sick. (NOTE: Not to be confused with the Japanese "Chakuseki", meaning sit down).

Mike: Man, I don't want to go to work. I might just chuck a sickie.
Dave: Chakuseki? YOU CAN DO THAT AT WORK, FOOL!

by Dave McElfatrick June 16, 2015

Chuck Taylors

I bought them a couple of years ago when not many people were seen with them. I thought they were rad. A few months later, one out of every pair of feet I see have All Stars on them. I stopped wearing them because I felt like a trendy cunt.

Idiot #1: I just bought these Chucks! Aren't they awesome?
Idiot #2: OMGZ I BOUGHT SOME TOO!
Idiot #3: WTF ME TOO OMGZ!11
Idiot #1: lolzzzzzz we're twins!1!!

by Michelley July 1, 2005

chuckie

A smokin' hot chick who is also extremely cool and intelligent.

Hey, did you see Dani over there she's bangin!
Yeah, she's a total Chuckie

by Linguistic artistic April 25, 2008

cum chuck

Another name for a penis. Rhymes with nun-chuck but is filled with cum. therefore it is a cum chuck

1. I knocked that bitch out with my Cum Chuck.
2. Tommy Ho knocked me out with his Cum Chuck

by Tom Ho December 26, 2003

Chuckle

The act of inserting one, or both, testicles in your mouth, and giggling like a school girl.

I can't believe Juicebox chuckled Joshes nuts. She's a dirty girl.

by MR2SLOW November 22, 2010