sigma chode

When it’s not quite a micropenis, but not necessarily a monster dong, that bit of middle ground can be referred to as a “sigma chode”

(In the doctors office)

Braeden: “You see doc, it’s not really a micro penis, it’s more of a sigma chode”

Doctor: “Please put your penis away”

by Shlong_Buster_57 March 1, 2024

chode

a small , fat, baby dick.

you're suck a chode!
give me my vibrator back you chode.

by ayebae22 November 22, 2015

Chinese Chode Fingers

When your have Chinese Chode Fingers and your fingers are fucking wider than your fucking Asian ass eyes.

"The Asian had the fucking fatest fingers."
"Chinese Chode Fingers"
"Yeah!"

by SwaggyG420 May 21, 2017

chode

a fresh penis

yer a fucking chode; suck on my chode; stop yer fucking little chode bullshit

by little lllll June 13, 2018

A wet chode

Getting a big toe and putting it inside of a vagina, causing the toe to get wet, and therefore, putting it in to someone’s ear to give them a shock

Holly gave Chloe a wet chode. She was shocked

by Bradfordcharva69 August 2, 2023

Chode

A word commonly used by those that not have access to vagina , to disparage a fellow virgin. Popular in the redneck community and openly dumb fucking term

Skylar you’re such a chode, you used all the juice in my drop!

by Ligma69 March 18, 2019

Chode

Chode a fat dick

Damn Cole you have a fat fucking chode can I beat that shit up until you cum

by Gangbang lover $$$$$$$ April 13, 2023