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Chuddy chode

A chuddy chode is a nickname for a small joint. References chuds and the perception of them having small dicks, known as chodes, of which the minuscule joint is reminiscent.
“I’m gonna go smoke a chode”
Anyone want a chuddy?”
“Brian always rolls chuddy chodes”
by TrashBagDumpster November 5, 2025
mugGet the Chuddy chodemug.

jode the chode

Someone who is small, pocketsized perhaps and whos role in life is to get shat on by their friends..

Called this because a chode is a penis that is fatter than it is long, and if you had a chode - you'd be ripped all the time.
Your toilet seat is PADDED? What are you; jode the chode?
by carchester December 15, 2010
mugGet the jode the chodemug.

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
mugGet the Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodemug.

chode

an unproportionate penis it is shorter but very thick
guy 1: my dick is bigger but not as long
thot: I love chodes
guy 2: wtf
by Seawynth September 24, 2019
mugGet the chodemug.

king of chodes

Anyone who is called finley has a small dick and is king if the chodes
Finley your dick is to small. I'm leaving you! You are the king of chodes!
by Afghan dan December 12, 2017
mugGet the king of chodesmug.

Chode

"oh honey, I'm sorry to tell you this but your dick is a chode"
by Silvernugget950 June 11, 2025
mugGet the Chodemug.

Coke Chode

When you’ve done so much coke that your dick can only muster up enough strength for the girth but not the lengths
I was doing a buncha blow earlier with my friends, but I’m super horny now so put that coke chode in your face pussy.
by Facesittingmommy May 15, 2022
mugGet the Coke Chodemug.

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