Chode

A person who is so lame aka a chode Dani Ortega

Did you see who dani went on a date with, he was a chode like her .

by Alytoofab December 8, 2018

Chode

A penis so wide and short, it looks like a puffy vagina.

Thot 1: I really want to have sex with Chad.
Thot 2: Don't do it, i hear he has a chode.

by kachichael November 1, 2018

Chode

noun. 1. a penis that is greater in diameter than it is in length. 2. a complete asshat of a human being that deserves to breathe the methane doused air of farts for eternity

My ex landlord is chode.

by explrn November 8, 2018

Super Saiyan 3 Chode

When your Grandpa rapes you at night

NO, NOT THAT. ANYTHING BUT THE SUPER SAIYAN 3 CHODE

by Cyka blyatmares November 9, 2018

Chode Chorgler

someone extremely annoying or an outright asshole. The literally meaning is someone who chorgles a chode, or makes the sound of deepthroating a small but thick penis.

Damn, that dude is an asshole. He's such a fucking chode chorgler.

by Darth Chubbz August 8, 2017

chode lorde

A person or persons that are acting annoying or ridiculous

Larry is being a real chode lorde about this situation.

by Weaves69 August 15, 2017

chode lumps

Chode lumps: Noun
Lumps or wrinkles on ones #chode

1. What are chode lumps?

2. Wrinkles or lumps on a short fat cock!

by LiterallyWords April 18, 2018