"The Captain of the Toes!" The Big Toe Captain is the captain of the toes and sometimes the second toe grows longer, creating a coups de toe.
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That girl I hooked up with was so fugly that I had to go sailing with the captain before I could bang her.
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someone who was birthed from an anus. these anus children can either be concieved anally or artificialy planted within the anus after fertalization in a lab
in the new millenium shney captain /children are the new fast growing fad across north america among homosexual couples and straight couples who are just interested in trying different options. "the globe and mail"
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It is customary to salute these men when seen with the arm extended and the index finger pointed to the horizon.
It is customary to salute these men when seen with the arm extended and the index finger pointed to the horizon.
Well David finally maned up last night... sort of. He pulled the Captain John Morgan on Suzie. hahahaahha
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The sort of person who makes comments that are wildly off topic or who's behavior indicates that they are paying attention to life only about 1% of the time.
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The sort of person who makes comments that are wildly off topic or who's behavior indicates that they are paying attention to life only about 1% of the time.
"I just watched the vid of the Black Crows playing 'Space Captain' live in SanFran in 2005 and it was wicked awesome!"
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Person 1: "Did you hear about how Julia caught the microwave on fire by microwaving her food in foil?"
Person 2: "Yeah, she's really space captain."
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Person 1: "Did you hear about how Julia caught the microwave on fire by microwaving her food in foil?"
Person 2: "Yeah, she's really space captain."
by Mr. Fosi September 23, 2010
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by ktrane June 18, 2004
Get the butt captain mug.A deadpan, snarky response to an unbelievable series of events that is related to you by a friend or co-worker. Taken from the classic Lee/Kirby issue of THE AVENGERS where Captain America is found in the Arctic, having been frozen in a block of ice since the end of World War II.
After he is thawed out, Cap relates the following tale: "By some fantastic stroke of fate, I must have been frozen in an ice flow, and then found by some eskimos who thought I was a supernatural object. Then, all those years, being in a state of frozen suspended animation must've prevented me from aging."
The rational response to all that malarky? "We believe you, Captain America."
After he is thawed out, Cap relates the following tale: "By some fantastic stroke of fate, I must have been frozen in an ice flow, and then found by some eskimos who thought I was a supernatural object. Then, all those years, being in a state of frozen suspended animation must've prevented me from aging."
The rational response to all that malarky? "We believe you, Captain America."
Frantic Guy: I'm sorry I'm late! I was riding my bike here & nearly got hit by a plane making an emergency landing! I freaked out & slammed into a fire hydrant, flying over the handlebars and right into the arms a visiting Sumo Wrestler!
You: We believe you, Captain America.
You: We believe you, Captain America.
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