Like a cunt

To do something completely awesome and like a boss doesn't work in that situation

Guy 1: I jumped out of a plane, "Like a cunt"
Guy 2: Don't you mean like a boss?
Guy 1: No. Because jumping out of a plane is awesome

by fuckfuck6969 June 7, 2013

Her Cuntness

someone known to be extremely cunt like

Her Cuntness has arrived!

by someonestoletrumor August 19, 2011

Cunt Flap

The labia of a woman's vagina, also a derogatory name for a woman.

Tina was being such a cunt flap the other day.

I'll bet her cunt flaps dance in the breeze.

by Gingersaurus October 29, 2009

Cunt Block

When one female or male blocks another female from getting hers.

When one female prevents another female from getting her "sexy on" or prevents her from sexualy advanceing with another.

Can be done by accident but is rarely so.

"Gal, why did you have to come up her and stand next to me and start chatting with him while I was chatting with him? You just cunt blocked me from my game."

"Hey, You blocked my cock so now I am cunt blocking you."

by ~Ink aka Fantasy October 12, 2006

fat cunt

what a married man needs to call his overweight wife when taking her from behind just to get off.

The first time called my wife a fat} cunt, i was so afraid but I came so hard--now it is just like her nickname. Our son loves to call her a fat cunt, too.

Most wives become fat cunts by the time they reach aged 40 and each eventually comes to accept that truth.

by the Fireworks Guy November 2, 2010

Doss Cunt

Something Francis Begbie likes to say.

Begbie: Did you bring the cards?
Sick Boy: What?
Begbie: The cards, the last thing I told you was to mind the cards!
Sick Boy: Well, I've not brought them.
Begbie: It's fucking boring after a while without the cards.
Sick Boy: I'm sorry.
Begbie: Bit fucking late, like.
Sick Boy: Why didn't *you* bring them?
Begbie: 'CAUSE I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO BRING THEM, YOU DOSS CUNT!!!
Sick Boy: ...Christ.

by BlAzefAsT December 30, 2003

cunt monkey

The mystical creatures that reside in everything that fucks you over.

James lost his favorite socks.
"Damn, must be those cunt monkeys!"

by lord frumpaloofcanchanpachanpow October 23, 2005